Sasnartgep is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful wombat.

Sasnartgep created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasnartgep, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sasnartgep, it will turn you into a slug.

Sasnartgep's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sasnartgep's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Sasnartgep in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Feed all hungry sheep.

5. Do not consume onions at dawn.