Stikmapgepsand is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unfair cat.

Stikmapgepsand created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikmapgepsand, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stikmapgepsand, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Stikmapgepsand's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Stikmapgepsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

2. Never jump in the presence of elders.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.