Tabflaggon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, tranquil hippopotamus.

Tabflaggon created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabflaggon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tabflaggon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tabflaggon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Tabflaggon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never gather eight shrews near wells.