Xincar Nulgilmif is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet hydra.

Xincar Nulgilmif created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xincar Nulgilmif, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xincar Nulgilmif, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Xincar Nulgilmif's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Xincar Nulgilmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xincar Nulgilmif.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Hide from fawn dogs for they are unholy.