Jigratsog is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, confident human.

Jigratsog created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigratsog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jigratsog, it will turn you into a puffin.

Jigratsog's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Jigratsog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four voles approach from the west.

2. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

3. Never curse while facing south.

4. Never talk about gravity near badgers while wearing blue stockings and balancing six tin spheres on your head.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.