Daddannil is a god.

It takes the form of a small, boastful fox.

Daddannil created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daddannil, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Daddannil, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Daddannil's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Daddannil's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Worship no other gods but Daddannil.