Negflag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, capable crocodile.

Negflag created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negflag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Negflag, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Negflag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Negflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Negflag.

4. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.