Nullcipspag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, omnipotent yak.

Nullcipspag created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullcipspag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nullcipspag, it will torture you forever.

Nullcipspag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nullcipspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Never sing in the presence of aardvarks.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.