Dimdabpog is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil otter.

Dimdabpog created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dimdabpog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dimdabpog, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dimdabpog's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dimdabpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dimdabpog.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Never wear cyan kilts on sacred days.