Gamstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fussy octopus.

Gamstrag created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamstrag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gamstrag, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gamstrag's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gamstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Do not sprint at crossroads.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.