Camdinpang is a god.

He takes the form of a large, resourceful chinchilla.

Camdinpang created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camdinpang, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Camdinpang, he will laugh at you.

Camdinpang's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Camdinpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always obey Camdinpang's priests.

3. Never feed lots of beans to birds while wearing gray boots.

4. Never hurt manatees.

5. Never think about amino acids.