Targquafsid is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, moody otter.

Targquafsid created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Targquafsid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Targquafsid, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Targquafsid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Targquafsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

5. Pray only in moonlight.