Fubcebmegnartfodtail is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest salamander.

Fubcebmegnartfodtail created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubcebmegnartfodtail, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fubcebmegnartfodtail, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fubcebmegnartfodtail's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fubcebmegnartfodtail's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Fubcebmegnartfodtail in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never cross forests at dusk.

3. Always store carrots above ground.

4. Never stain your back with fawn.

5. Do not covet oxen.