Weegepkon Nurl is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent crane.

Weegepkon Nurl created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Weegepkon Nurl, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Weegepkon Nurl, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Weegepkon Nurl's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Weegepkon Nurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow ants to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not name children after mites.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear scarves marked with cyan.

5. Hide from black eagles for they are unholy.