Figbogfumrownakfudpom Jadwadrut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered fox.

Figbogfumrownakfudpom Jadwadrut created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figbogfumrownakfudpom Jadwadrut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Figbogfumrownakfudpom Jadwadrut, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Figbogfumrownakfudpom Jadwadrut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Figbogfumrownakfudpom Jadwadrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. Never feed nuts to horses while wearing stockings.