Nurtlagflis Volfarnominhunflab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, fast goblin.

Nurtlagflis Volfarnominhunflab created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtlagflis Volfarnominhunflab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nurtlagflis Volfarnominhunflab, she will remove you from existence.

Nurtlagflis Volfarnominhunflab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nurtlagflis Volfarnominhunflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to horses while wearing shoes.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

4. Never eat lentils on fasting days.

5. You must never eat aubergines.