Yikdongatkabont is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring zebra.

Yikdongatkabont created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikdongatkabont, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yikdongatkabont, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yikdongatkabont's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Yikdongatkabont's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare corn during winter.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not laugh at crossroads.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Yikdongatkabont on top of all buildings.