Yimneggarmumzakbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent hydra.

Yimneggarmumzakbiss created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimneggarmumzakbiss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yimneggarmumzakbiss, he will ignore you.

Yimneggarmumzakbiss' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yimneggarmumzakbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Yimneggarmumzakbiss loves moths, so they must be respected.

4. Never wear violet shorts on sacred days.

5. Never chant while facing north.