Tikwegceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, competent pigeon.

Tikwegceb created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikwegceb, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tikwegceb, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tikwegceb's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tikwegceb's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Do not place carrots upon stone.