Habwoncin Zimflatkip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind manatee.

Habwoncin Zimflatkip created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Habwoncin Zimflatkip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Habwoncin Zimflatkip, she will turn you into a rat.

Habwoncin Zimflatkip's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Habwoncin Zimflatkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never touch ash while tainted.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.