Pagnakgess is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, competent guinea pig.

Pagnakgess created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Pagnakgess, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pagnakgess, it will think nothing of it.

Pagnakgess' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pagnakgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your face with pink markings.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never touch blood while clean.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.