Yamfedten is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective hamster.

Yamfedten created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamfedten, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yamfedten, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Yamfedten's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Yamfedten's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves in need.

2. Never adorn your back with white markings.

3. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

4. Run away if four turtles approach from the north.

5. Do not listen to music.