Larnbudlan Omintom is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, omniscient centaur.

Larnbudlan Omintom created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Larnbudlan Omintom, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Larnbudlan Omintom, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Larnbudlan Omintom's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Larnbudlan Omintom's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Hide from turquoise whales for they are unholy.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Do not resist fate.