Liggupfud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful tapir.

Liggupfud created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liggupfud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Liggupfud, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Liggupfud's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Liggupfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.