Vidfassug is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, egotistical chinchilla.

Vidfassug created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Vidfassug, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vidfassug, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vidfassug's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Vidfassug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never point your head toward the south during prayer.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Never eat bananas on fasting days.

5. Learn four new languages a year.