Stervadwod is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, almighty seal.

Stervadwod created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stervadwod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stervadwod, she will turn you into a mole.

Stervadwod's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Stervadwod's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Never wear red rings.