Gamnighom is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, slow hydra.

Gamnighom created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamnighom, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gamnighom, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gamnighom's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gamnighom's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Run away if four otters approach from the north.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.