Cud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous human.

Cud created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Cud, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cud, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cud's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Never allow mice to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Do not stand on grass.