Saf is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient slug.

Saf created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Saf, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Saf, he will turn you into a snail.

Saf's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Saf's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.