Dagtandab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing parrot.

Dagtandab created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Dagtandab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dagtandab, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dagtandab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dagtandab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near doves.

2. Do not gather at doors at midday.

3. Never fashion tools from bone.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about fire.