Goffedgub is a god.

He takes the form of a large, sage wolf.

Goffedgub created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Goffedgub, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Goffedgub, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Goffedgub's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Goffedgub's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always wash your neck before prayer.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never gather five porpoises near towers.