Mumditsak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless pig.

Mumditsak created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumditsak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mumditsak, he will cry a lot.

Mumditsak's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Mumditsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never feed coconuts to snails while wearing violet hats.

3. You must pray to Mumditsak nine times a day.

4. Never whisper while facing north.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.