Mabzimyat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair beaver.

Mabzimyat created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabzimyat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mabzimyat, it will turn you into a slug.

Mabzimyat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Mabzimyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never allow sharks to sleep beneath your roof.