Figcapbast is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, ill-tempered coyote.

Figcapbast created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Figcapbast, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Figcapbast, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Figcapbast's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Figcapbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Run away if eight voles approach from the north.

3. Never remain bowed at dusk.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not travel during spring.