Hambuswon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest unicorn.

Hambuswon created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hambuswon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hambuswon, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hambuswon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hambuswon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Never mark doors with white.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.