Pasripnart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome yak.

Pasripnart created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasripnart, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pasripnart, he will turn you into a dog.

Pasripnart's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Pasripnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Never prepare lentils during spring.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.