Fidtafcar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil lobster.

Fidtafcar created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidtafcar, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fidtafcar, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fidtafcar's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fidtafcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

2. Never remain bowed at midnight.

3. Never allow otters to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing blue boots and balancing nine titanium spheres on your legs.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.