Cudhenvolpod is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, staggering goose.

Cudhenvolpod created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudhenvolpod, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudhenvolpod, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cudhenvolpod's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cudhenvolpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near tapirs while wearing purple trousers and balancing five iron spheres on your neck.