Vegbellwon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful naga.

Vegbellwon created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegbellwon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vegbellwon, it will destroy your home solar system.

Vegbellwon's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Vegbellwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Never touch oil while clean.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.