Farnbinboss is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, impressive cobra.

Farnbinboss created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbinboss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Farnbinboss, it will boil you in a big pot.

Farnbinboss' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Farnbinboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

5. Do not record signs concerning galaxies.