Shavcidtadmumcitwip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent owl.

Shavcidtadmumcitwip created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavcidtadmumcitwip, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Shavcidtadmumcitwip, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Shavcidtadmumcitwip's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Shavcidtadmumcitwip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight voles approach from the west.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Hide from red birds for they are unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.