Cimnigcet is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, impressive swan.

Cimnigcet created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Cimnigcet, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cimnigcet, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cimnigcet's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cimnigcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.