Wotbigvog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage lion.

Wotbigvog created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotbigvog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wotbigvog, it will turn you into a goat.

Wotbigvog's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Wotbigvog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wotbigvog.

2. Do not chant at mountains.

3. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.