Mumcidfebdamdabnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, generous warg.

Mumcidfebdamdabnutt created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumcidfebdamdabnutt, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mumcidfebdamdabnutt, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Mumcidfebdamdabnutt's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Mumcidfebdamdabnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Mumcidfebdamdabnutt in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.