Fommisflag is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, kind crab.

Fommisflag created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fommisflag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fommisflag, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fommisflag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fommisflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never prepare melons during spring.