Hogranstrag Bifortgid is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, temperamental armadillo.

Hogranstrag Bifortgid created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogranstrag Bifortgid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hogranstrag Bifortgid, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hogranstrag Bifortgid's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hogranstrag Bifortgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midnight.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must love Hogranstrag Bifortgid.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.