Getbossbif is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking swan.

Getbossbif created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Getbossbif, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Getbossbif, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Getbossbif's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Getbossbif's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.