Nancepkarmiswadrenfagten is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, effective elephant.

Nancepkarmiswadrenfagten created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Nancepkarmiswadrenfagten, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nancepkarmiswadrenfagten, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nancepkarmiswadrenfagten's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nancepkarmiswadrenfagten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

2. Run away if nine aardvarks approach from the south.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

4. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

5. Never mention ducks.