Lancadged is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, thoughtless dragon.

Lancadged created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lancadged, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lancadged, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lancadged's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Lancadged's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green shirts.

2. Do not chant at crossroads.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Never sit in holy places.