Larnbastrag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful faun.

Larnbastrag created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Larnbastrag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Larnbastrag, it will turn you into a snail.

Larnbastrag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Larnbastrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Do not stand on grass.